Barbie-esque Bitch of Bristol
I’m the lovely Mini McGuinness. My initials are M and M; because I’m the super sweetest girlie you’ll ever meet.
I attend the infamous Roundview College with my BFF’s. Holla if you see me yeah, I don’t bite... despite the rumours.
Things I like; Shopping. Shoes. Sushi. Sex. (and yes, always in that order.)
I wouldn’t dream of leaving the house looking anything less than sex. It’s not vanity, it’s just self pride. People care about people who care about themselves, simple as that. Develop a standard and people treat you accordingly (just make sure it’s high). Plus the perks of looking perpetual perfection is that you don’t ever have to untag yourself from picys.

I eat to live, not live to eat.
(For RP purposes only)

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Living without you is a lot harder than I thought. 

neilbones:

minerva-mcguiness:

Well that’s always a charming quality.

I think so. So who are you again?

I am Mini McGuinness, and who are you mystery boy?

cookieman69:

minerva-mcguiness:

Oh, Mini McGuinness never disappoints

Then we’ll see, doll.

It would be challenge that I don’t think you’re up to.

cookieman69:

minerva-mcguiness:

Yes you are, I’m sure that’s something you’re not use to.

Well, I have to know the lady is worth it first before I put in effort.

Oh, Mini McGuinness never disappoints

cookieman69:

minerva-mcguiness:

Gonna take a bit more than that to get me in bed, babes.

So i’m gonna have to work for my shag?

Yes you are, I’m sure that’s something you’re not use to.

thewine-thewomen:

Another clip from Mini’s episode next week

Alo’s face when Mini yells at the guy at the door is priceless

cookieman69:

minerva-mcguiness:

You would like that wouldn’t you?

I wouldn’t mind, of course.

Gonna take a bit more than that to get me in bed, babes.

neilbones:

minerva-mcguiness:

Haha you’re cheeky aren’t you? 

Yes that, and right.

Well that’s always a charming quality.

neilbones:

minerva-mcguiness:

Haha you’re cheeky aren’t you? 

Yes that, and right.

Well that’s always a charming quality.